Unofficial Guide For Surviving The Opposite Sex
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Reblogging because look how many notes this has omg

A Little Bit Overdue

This is what true, amazing hopeless romantic friends are like. I love you Claire!!!
(I had asked earlier, in a video to my foreign friend, if he would be my Valentine. He asked me the next time we talked to what extent did I mean. I was talking to Claire at the same time and I felt horrible because I couldn’t just flat out tell him I liked him because I’m pathetic and a coward. XD)

Me: I couldn’t! I choked! I am ashamed. -headdesk-
Claire: Why? That you are falling in love? It is a part of life, probably the best part because the person you fall in love with knows you like no one else and no matter what will always be there for you even at 1 in the morning.

I still don’t know to what extent he likes me or if he knows how much I like him, but this made me really happy.

rippedtightsandloose-hair:

one of our kittens | Flickr – Compartilhamento de fotos! on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/21400391

Please, can I haz you????

rippedtightsandloose-hair:

one of our kittens | Flickr – Compartilhamento de fotos! on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/21400391



Please, can I haz you????

I feel it’s kind of funny how I can go from sounding like a bitchy, stone-hearted girl to a hopeless romantic in the flash of an eye. Interesting how things can be…anyway, here’s another little cute excerpt.

Him: I’m in 2012 for 3 hours and 4 minutes
Me: Gloater
Me: xD
Him: You poor, poor girl.
Him: Is a year behind.
Him: XD
Me: Nooo, the poor, poor girl is stuck in a TV because of evil spirits.
Me: And you are just milking the advantage you have right now.
Me: So
Me: :P
Me: To you sir.
Me: But, not really. xD
Him: Ooh,
Him: you want to kiss French?
Him: :P

Now, I want you to keep in mind when reading this that the :P faces on Skype are quite cutesy and cheeky and if you saw what it looked like, you would laugh as hard as I did when I saw this because 1.) it was clever 2.) I couldn’t stop blushing and 3.) it was kind of adorable. xD

One of the many cutesy things that my lovely guy has said:

Him: Aaagh, migrate, you [insert migrating animal’s name here]
Him: Come here
Him: Migrate to Europe.
Me: Oh I wish
Me: And bird
Him: Swallow
Him: Loaden or unloaden?
Me: European Swallow?
Him: :D
Me: :D

Oh, how Monty Python brings people together. :D

New Ideas…

Okay, so I’ve been really bad at updating with new posts and such for here and that’s because of two things: my laziness and lack of ideas. Well…there’s this guys who I’ve been getting quite close with and some of the thing’s he’s been saying are quite cute…and some make me slightly uncomfortable and blush. xD But, even though I wanted to keep this strictly conduct rules, I want to try adding cute sayings to it. So, if you have any, please message me and I’ll go and review/post them. :D

~Alexa

Guys, don’t keep a girl waiting…EVER!!! Especially for three weeks. If the girl needs to talk to you then man up and TALK TO HER!!!

And just to lighten the mood…

Another rule for the men out there:

Tease girls. Please, just go ahead and do it. We may pretend to get annoyed with it, but we usually just think it’s cute…unless you go overboard with it and teasing turns to full-blown taunting which means you will get injured. Men be warned.

Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)
Anonymous

Really? Just…really? Freaking anons are getting on my nerves. And to all those who think I’d be one of the idiots to fall for this then this is for you:


And for all of my lovely followers, I’m sorry you had to deal with this crap.

Okay, this is really just a common fact tip that everyone should know, but a lot of the time they choose to ignore it. And I don’t mean to be sexist or mean, but this is going to be directed more towards the guys than the girls. xD Don’t lead a girl on! Especially when you have an amazing girlfriend, just don’t. It’s not fair to anyone and if you can’t stop doing it, please just don’t date. Or change your ways. Either will do. (But, seriously, change your ways.)